M: You know, I've been thinking about these men I've been dating and I've tried to give them the benefit of the doubt. I've tried to give chances and get to know people and not be judgmental about who they are based on the superficial; but I've realized something. Just because they're ugly doesn't mean they're deep.
A: That's one of my crushes.
E: Since when?
A: Since like ten seconds ago!
I can't take it! We are constantly on the brink of make-out!
You know, I meet them at dinner and ten minutes later we're talking about me and all my sodomy!
Fuzz: Talk about emasculation!
E: YOU LOVE IT!
Hag: Oh yeah, I spend $200 on a costume and you take down your curtains.
Waybury Hag: Would you two move AWAY from the door!
How's your crush list these days?
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